Seeing as how I'm one o' them rustic fellas, we'll start at the back of Country Hills Resort, in the campground .

You can get yourself what is known as a "primitive camp site". But oh, you get quite the view from your tent, right up on the banks of Sucker Creek. And the world is not so primitive when you've got a nice, clean, cozy bathroom and can take a hot shower for just a quarter! Privacy, picnic table, trash can and fire ring, as well.

To your left are our clean restrooms and shower facilities. We've got one side for the womenfolk and the other for the men. While we may appear to be a rustic place out in the woods, we actually a modern, clean and well-kept place.  Reading this means you're sophisticated enough to get on the Web. Our campground is well-maintained and pleasant.