A LIST OF OFT-ASKED QUESTIONS ANSWERED. HERE IS A SUMMARY OF SOME OF THE THINGS WE OFFER HERE AT COUNTRY HILLS

• WORLD PEACE

• WHIRLED PEAS (on REQUEST)

• LAUNDRY FACILITIES

• ZE ACCOUTREMENTS of Laundry (Room of Laundry, Le Washers, Dryers, Detergent, Quarters, Reading materials, Sympathy)

• BAGS OF ICE FOR PARTIES OR POST- PARTY INJURIES

• ALL ROOMS NONSMOKING. SMOKING PERMITTED OUTDOORS IN DESIGNATED AREAS (we provide rustic ashtrays and outdoor seating!)

• CAMP STORE

• OPTIONAL SURLY MAN

• DAVE, TEMPORARILY

• BEER (TELL US WHAT YOU LIKE; WE'LL STOCK 'ER)

• A REALLY PRETTY PLACE TO STAY

• SOFT DRINKS

• SINFULLY DELICIOUS FROZEN CONFECTIONS (ICE CREAM, TOO!)

• LOTS OF EASY WALKING and HIKING TRAILS

• SIGNIFICANT RIPARIAN AREA (ONE SERIOUS YEAR-ROUND CREEK)

• FIRST AID SUPPLIES

• KID AND PET-FRIENDLY.* PETS ON LEASHES. CHILDREN MUZZLED.

• CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST FOR MOTEL GUESTS

• TELL JUDY WHETHER HAVING ACCESS TO HIGH-SPEED WIRELESS DSL AT CHR WOULD BE IMPORTANT TO YOU.

• FRESHLY-COOKED, GOOD, BASIC, HOME-STYLE BREAKFASTS.

• DINNER (WILL COOK FOR SIX OR MORE INDIVIDUALS ~ SIGN-UP SHEET IN THE OFFICE~ SPECIAL DIET? LET US KNOW!)

• BASKETBALL, VOLLEYBALL, HORSESHOES

• SMALL BLACK CAT PETTING ZOO (ASK DON!)

• BIRD WATCHING

• OUTSTANDING BOTANICAL DIVERSITY

• FABULOUS RETREAT. LEAVE THE 'RAT-RACE' BEHIND!

• VORTEX ON PREMISES (ASK RANDY!)

• SWEETHEART DEALS (ASK JUDY!)!

• ACCOMMODATION FOR GROUPS, INCLUDING THE FAMOUS 'JUDYBEAR' PICKANICK BASKETS (please give advance notice!)

• MYCOLOGISTS, GEOLOGISTS, ETYMOLOGISTS ROAM AT WILL

• PAINTERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, POETS & PLUMBERS PERMITTED

• CANDLES, BATTERIES, WHAT-NOTS....WE SELL 'EM!

*Additional $5.00 per night pet fee. Negotiable fee for those booking by the week. We are joking about the "Muzzled Children", but we do expect your children to be under your supervision, particularly on the campground and near the Creek!